THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE ON YOUR NUTRITION LABEL
(totally tongue-in-cheek!)
“This product contains your daily, weekly, and quite possibly annually recommended allowance of sodium.”
“Purchase of this can may be considered illegal in 34 states.”
“Leftover Body Parts. Guess Who!”
“No animals were harmed in the making of this snack food. Much.”
“Official cereal of The Mafia.”
“Sanitized for Your Protection.”
“Heart-Stoppingly Good!”
“Contains Enough Trans Fats To Fill A Trans Am!”
[From Chris White's Top Five on Food with additions by Mark Raymond]
